Sshh! He’s Making An Announcement

Since the last entry was the best entry it’s probably a good time to say that I’ve been ignoring a large gorilla that has sat growling in the corner of my intellectual room for the last three years and I am off to silence it.

Zoomtard will resume normal service in a few months, when scarred from battle he returns victorious.

Your Correspondent, Biting his nails in anticipation.

5 Responses to “Sshh! He’s Making An Announcement”

  1. Steven Day says:

    Sorry to see you disappearing for a while but I wish you the best and will keep you in prayer.

    Looking forward to your return

  2. zoomtard says:

    Thanks Steven. I won’t totally disappear. After all, I’ve promised some IFES Ireland fools to write an entry called 11 in 10. 🙂 But they’ll be different kind of posts while I go plan my flux capacitor.

  3. […] For anybody who knows Zoomtard we are waiting with baited breath the outcome of the gorilla vs Zoomtard WWF tournament. Knee to the nuts then two fingers in the eyes to start with I’d suggest. Use your intellectual energies on the tender parts Zoomie! […]

  4. […] Beatles are Lost, Gorillagate We all breathed a sigh of relief last week when we realised that the rumours about Beatles music coming to iTunes passed without incident (I say this to wind Carrie O’Hara up). My wife and I are doing a bit of running/jogging/flopping along the road and she is coming to terms with an ancient female issue. (She’s doing the running, I’m on the flopping along side). It is good also to know that the spiderhorse has departed from whynotsmile’s bath.The world seems to be ‘course correcting’ as they say on Lost (Series 3) (I’m over half way through and loving it). Lost is like a bedtime story I tell my girls – I start out with some amazing scenario with no idea where its going to go and just throw in characters and incidents on the way… occasionally it will circle back on itself and make some sense. It will of course be enjoyable if not a masterpiece.For anybody who knows Zoomtard we are waiting with baited breath the outcome of the gorilla vs Zoomtard WWF tournament. Knee to the nuts then two fingers in the eyes to start with I’d suggest. Use your intellectual energies on the tender parts Zoomie! […]

  5. Greymalkin says:

    Hey!I heard that!Hargaden this ‘foolish’ disguise will be better off for people in the long run.You know what’s it’s like for people to see how intelligent you actually are.Looking forward to that entry by the way,I hope you go through with it!