OG has come along and pretty much taken over FuriousThinking. First she is the topic of a post over at neuro, who is kind of a furious thinker by default even though her Centre For Serious Thoughts is unused. Then today Stig got all inspired by her Wildean wit and now her comments have forced me to throw up this quick post in her name. See, she linked to something marvellous in a comment on my previous post. Most people don’t read comments because they come here for the Zoomtard magic, not some gibbering nonsense offered up by some no-name hanger-ons and so they won’t see the link. Please do click on this though because it is marvellous. Its a movie and soundtrack placed behind the musings of a now deceased American preacher. It is blooming fabulous.
But if truth isn’t your bag and love never caught on where you were living, you could just laugh at some video pranks done by clever college nerds somewhere in IvyLeagueVille, USA. Click on the Prangstgup genius faster than the Pope can condemn homosexuals.
Click this one then too! I did computer science and so never had to go to any crappy library where you had to sit and read things instead of play computer games or watch videos but I am sure some of you can empathise with this guy’s enthusiasm over books and ideas. For those of us who went to college only so we could spend 4 years anticipating the fortune we’d earn as programmers, we can laugh.
Your Correspondent, Sits Like Buddha In A 10-Foot Cell
I would LOVE to watch some video pranks done by clever college nerds somewhere in IvyLeagueVille, USA, but alas, I do not have the necessary squiggly nonsense needed on my computer to watch them. I lay awake in work yesterday wondering about the content of these videos and even tried downloading the necessary computerized packaging nerdy-word programmeism but to no avail. I would have been on the cusp of despondency were it not for the ENORMOUS excitement of having part of an entry dedicated to me! Jolly good Zoomtard, you have single handedly given me back my sense of self value.
OG -- ’s chest filling with pride
Don’t mention it OG. I have the power to pretty much do everything. Although teaching Pat Kenny how to be human would be pushing it.
Go get me Stephen Ulungu on tape so I can do the mp3-ising magic to the little piece of magnetic tape.
I have an even better idea. As my boss does not, in fact, have the Gerry Ryan Show on tape, i found out that you can listen to it on the rte archives. Simply follow this easy three step guide to Gerry Ryan heaven:
- http://www.rte.ie/2fm/ryanshow/archive.html
- then click on Wednesday 9 November
- fast forward to 1 hour 16 mins. The forty minute interview starts then.
No need to thank me. I’m just doing my job.
Thanks. Does your job extend to just generally doing errands and favours for me OG? I think I need a PA. Maybe I should ask my boss for funding.
Anyway, as soon as I get a chance or get a PA, I will mp3-ise that badass and make it available to the world. Sobbing Gerry Ryan. Alongside postsecret.blogspot.com, the internet will finally have justified itself.
Zoomtard, Should really start preparing that talk he is delivering in 2 and a bit hours.